It's nasty. It's painful, and sorry - but it's bloody horrible.
If you are of a delicate disposition, then I'm not really sure what you're doing here, but don't - especially if you're a bloke, whatever you do - read the story.
Dare you...
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Where the f**k did that come from????
ReplyDeleteYou're sick.....and I love it! Left a comment over there, Lily.
You shaw say the naahhssest things, Mister Barber. Sorry if I misled you into believing I was Little Miss Delicate.
ReplyDeleteA man do me wrong? A man gotta pay.
I'll make sure I always stay on your good side! :-)
ReplyDeleteGulp! Remind me never to upset you, Lily!
ReplyDeleteMind you - if most women had their way after childbirth, there might be a few more men in a similar position! ;-)
I really just wonder what he did to upset her. Bet he feels arse-ish now, huh?
ReplyDelete(Couldn't resist. Tee hee.) It was macabre fun, Lily - nicely written.
EWWWW! Well done, kept me reading even as I wanted to close the browser window, but. . . EWWWW! YUCK! Also, OUCH!
ReplyDeleteSue, I'm so meek in real life, I wouldn't dream of revenge... I don't think.
ReplyDeleteChris, I think his unwritten comment about the ease of childbirth was probably the final straw!
Sorry Bill. There, there. It's all safe now.
Woo! Yuo pushed the limits with this one, my dear.
ReplyDeleteI know Jodi - and boy, didn't he feel it!
ReplyDeleteI would like to inform everyone that my husband is alive and well and fully intact.